by Shek Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:15 am
Lawl here is what you would feel from each the games I saw on the product's page...
Bioshock 2 - If you run into a big daddie, he'll fucking ram your ass @ full speed with a Drill, getting raped by a Big sister, feel the pain of fire as such.
Resident Evil 5 - Get thrown around, if you touch fire your body will force your hands to come up and wave them like a fagget, getting your ass chewed off by a dog, get a rock thrown in the face by a giant. Experience the joys of Chris (main character) raping on the Rock near the end of the game (Seriously, when I beat this game and saw said rock part..I fell out of my chair and couldn't stop laughing, it was so god damn funny).
The Godfather - Never played this game....but Ima guess this...stab...shot at....done.
Modern Warfare 2 - LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Do I honestly need to say what would happen? Feel the awesomeness of getting stab by someone who flies through the air from 15 feet, feel the sting of Akimbo Range shotguns to the face. Feel the force of getting spammed by Noob Tubes, feel the rush of getting assraped/spawned trap by a AC-130/Chopper Dick. Randomly spawn on a teammates Luck based Care Package marker and die from impact. (too many things)
World at War - ........................MP40........Sub Machine Guns...................honestly that is all I am going to say.
Dun dun dun....I also like how it says First Person shooter....last I remember....Resident Evil 5 is a over the shoulder Third Person shooter.